I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it
- wears a lot of shirts and sweaters with extremely large logos (usually that of an expensive company)
- has a $350 watch and a $250 pair of sunglasses (which he doesn’t shut up about)
- nike flip flops (if they’re paired with socks: run)
- carries around a gym bag everywhere
- obnoxious and loud
- refers to his friends as “fam”
- says offensive things
- uses terms he shouldn’t use
- has at least four different girls nudes saved on his phone
- shitty texter
- a lot of these ;) and stupid questions
- "lol and then what ;)"
- "u showered without me? ;)"
- "what size is ur bra??"
- "….. lol is that big?"
- always manages to bring up his dick in conversation
- you’ve probably seen it if you have him on snapchat
- says words like “swag” and “yolo” un-ironically
- all of his selfies are of him making the same face and standing in front of the same mirror
- calum hood