zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

(Source: solarcrashx, via outtacontrol4jesse)

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12 hours ago

hottiegilinsky:

I WANT TO MARRY JACK JOHNSON BUT ALSO I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH JACK GILINSKY BUT SAMMY WILK MAKES ME UNLOYAL DO YOU SEE MY STRUGGLE

(via bananas-4-you)

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12 hours ago

ihadthebestdays:

Do you ever have that one line in a song that just means the world to you and has this deeper meaning that you feel just explains everything and then your friends listen to it and are just like that’s cool but you’re like NO  THAT LINE IS JUST EVERYTHING HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND and you realize just how much music means to you

(via randomfandomsandbandoms)

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12 hours ago

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via twerkingconnor)

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16 hours ago

captianclifford:

IF A FANGIRL LIKES YOU YOU BETTER ASK HER OUT RIGHT FUCKING THEN AND RIGHT FUCKING THERE OK BECAUSE ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. WE HAVE STANDARDS. HIGH STANDARDS. VERY HIGH STANDARDS. AND IF YOU MEET THOSE STANDARDS THEN YOU BASICALLY WIN AT LIFE BECAUSE YOU ARE PUT INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS THESE GUYS WITH MILLIONS OF GIRLS SCREAMING OVER THEM. IF THAT DOESNT CLEAR THINGS UP FOR YOU THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL

(via cosmiclashton)

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Posted
1 day ago

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via rockonnor)

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1 day ago

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

(via camerondatass)

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1 day ago

honeymalum:

85% legs+10% hair+5% lip ring= Luke Hemmings

75% hair dye+15% kitten+10% eyebrow piercing= Michael Clifford

80% giggles+10% kangaroo+10% sunshine= Ashton Irwin

50% biceps+50% booty= Calum Hood

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Posted
3 days ago

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

(via cuteaspunk)

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159017
Posted
4 days ago

luke hemmings + text posts

(Source: lukestop, via buzzlukeyur)

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4 days ago
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